Radio Playtime episode 6 - Telephones

June 5, 2010

Hello, you've reached the Anti-Social Review. All our operators are busy right now, so your call has been placed in a queue. If you would like to subscribe to the Anti-Social Review, press or say "one". If you would like to send an email to the Anti-Social Review, press or say "two". For all other enquiries, press or say "three". To hear these options again, move away from the phone at faster than the speed of sound until you outrun the initial sound waves.

I think you said "I don't want to talk to a machine." That is not one of the options. To subscribe press or say "one". To send an email, press or say "two". For all other enquiries, press or say "three".

I think you said "No, I want to complain!" That is not one of the options. To subscribe press or say "one". To send an email, press or say "two".

I think you said "Three". That is no longer one of the options. You missed your chance. To subscribe press or say "one". To send an email, press or say "two".

I think you said "Goddamned piece of crap!" Thank you. I will now put you through to our subscriptions service as you have requested.

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