Radio Playtime episode 6 - Telephones

June 5, 2010

Hello, you've reached the Anti-Social Review. All our operators are busy right now, so your call has been placed in a queue. If you would like to subscribe to the Anti-Social Review, press or say "one". If you would like to send an email to the Anti-Social Review, press or say "two". For all other enquiries, press or say "three". To hear these options again, move away from the phone at faster than the speed of sound until you outrun the initial sound waves.

I think you said "I don't want to talk to a machine." That is not one of the options. To subscribe press or say "one". To send an email, press or say "two". For all other enquiries, press or say "three".

I think you said "No, I want to complain!" That is not one of the options. To subscribe press or say "one". To send an email, press or say "two".

I think you said "Three". That is no longer one of the options. You missed your chance. To subscribe press or say "one". To send an email, press or say "two".

I think you said "Goddamned piece of crap!" Thank you. I will now put you through to our subscriptions service as you have requested.

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Radio Playtime episode 5 - And Now for a Word from Our Sponsors

May 29, 2010

With the release of episode 5 of Radio Playtime "And Now for a Word from Our Sponsors" there's never been a better time to subscribe to the Anti-Social Review! Due to a shipping error, we're overstocked on episodes and must clear them all this week. Every download must go! Radio Playtime - out the door! The Anti-Social Encyclopaedia - out the door! The front yard of my house - out the door! And for a limited time only, when you download episode 5 of Radio Playtime, you will get all the previous episodes absolutely free! Don't miss out on this amazing bargain, as the ASR has never been any cheaper! Or any more expensive, or cost anything at all, for that matter. Hurry, as this offer can and will last!

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Radio Playtime episode 4 - Anti-Social News

May 22, 2010

Breaking news: The Anti-Social Review has released episode 4 of Radio Playtime! When first reports came in of this shocking development Ban Ki-moon was quoted as saying "I am Secretary General of the United Nations." When asked about the free price-tag of this remarkable podcast and whether it would be worth subsidising it for the good of all humanity, US President Barack Obama said "There will be no more taxpayer-funded bailouts - period," though it is possible he was talking about Wall Street reform. In other news, areas of the Middle-East are turbulent, China and India are heavily populated, 19th Century Belgians should have left the Congo alone and Russell Brand has a very stupid haircut.

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Radio Playtime episode 3 - Karl’s Vanity Exercise

May 15, 2010

The third episode of Radio Playtime attempts to solve the complex mystery that is Karl Kuepper. In this quest we are treated to an insight into the mind and life of this fascinating individual, and perhaps we will learn something about ourselves in the process. All of the fawning, adoring fan mail that will no doubt flood Karl's inbox after this episode goes to air can be sent to the usual address listed in the "Contact us!" section of the site (he won't give out his personal address, naturally, as celebrity stalkers are all too real a problem, the gravity of which the common people simply do not appreciate). Please remember that Karl may not have time to personally respond to all your fan mail, as if he did so he simply wouldn't have time to make the show. The other guy should be able to get to it, however... what's his name? Matt? Mike? Mark, or something?

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The Anti-Social Encyclopaedia Presents: The Cold War

May 8, 2010

This special presentation of the Anti-Social Encyclopaedia concerns the Cold War, a conflict fought between penguins and polar bears in 1802. Ironically, since polar bears and penguins each come from opposite poles of the Earth, the war was fought out in the sweltering heat of the Sahara Desert. No, wait. Actually this podcast is about the real Cold War. Sort of. What’s more, all of the facts listed in the podcast are historically accurate – if you don’t believe me then prove me wrong. You’ll have to listen to it either way and that pushes up our number of hits, so I figure it’s a win-win situation for us.

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Radio Playtime episode 2 - Profanity

May 1, 2010

On this historic day - the very first time that the Anti-Social Review has published a second episode - the occasion is marred by the obscene language and content in this so-called "comedy show". What is the world coming to when such filth is allowed to defile the INTERNET of all places? There should be a law against this kind of thing, and if there already is a law, then there should be a second one. Back in my day we would stone people to death in the village square if they spoke this kind of obscene language - though admittedly many of the words had not been invented then. We also stoned people for growing to different types of crops in the same field, of course, or if they were weird. Why can't we return to those simpler values and brutally murder people who say things that we don't like or don't understand?

Yours Sincerely, Agnes Pigfacemole

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Radio Playtime episode 1 - Compromise Your Morals

April 24, 2010

This is the pilot episode of the first season of Anti-Social Radio: the greatest podcast since FDR’s historic “fireside iPod chats” during the Great Depression. In this episode of Radio Playtime the Anti-Social Radio team (Karl D. Kuepper and Matthew Thompson) explore the themes of morality, sexuality, politics, class and Tetris in a unique manner that can only be described as “audible”.

P.S. Future episodes will be considerably longer than this one, even if we have to fill air at the end to pad them out!

P.P.S. You can now also watch the special video (sort of) version on Youtube!

Or you can still listen to the audio-only version below.

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