"Hi! I'm just calling to tell you that the ASR has a new episode of telephone jokes!"
"Yes, that's right!"
"Why are they doing that again?"
"Apparently they had some more ideas that they didn't get to last season."
"Why do they do these jokes at all? All their telephone sketches sound like they were written in the 1980s. They never even mention mobile phones or anything."
"Well, don't you like the fact that the show is a bit of a throwback to classic radio shows and comedy albums?"
"No, I don't. I like contemporary comedians like Russell Brand. He's so controversial and handsome he must be funny."
"...I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong number."
August 31, 2013